Choose your mold: Use a silicone ice cube tray.
Standard-size cubes work, but large-format cubes (1.25–2 inches) are ideal for slower melt and smoother dilution.
Mix the base: In a measuring cup, combine 1 cup olive brine, 1/3 cup dry vermouth, and 1/3 cup filtered water. This ratio keeps the brine flavorful yet not overly salty and helps it freeze evenly.
Taste and adjust: Sip a small spoonful. If it’s too salty, add a bit more water.
If it tastes flat, bump the brine by a tablespoon or two. Aim for boldly savory but sippable.
Add optional flavors: Stir in 2–4 dashes of orange bitters for lift. For aromatic versions, place a thin strip of lemon zest or a single peppercorn in each cube slot.
Fill the tray: Pour the mixture into the molds, leaving a little headspace to prevent overflow as it freezes.
Freeze: Transfer to the coldest part of your freezer.
Freeze until rock solid, 6–8 hours, or overnight for large cubes.
Unmold and store: Pop cubes out and store them in a labeled, airtight freezer bag or container to prevent odor transfer.
Use in cocktails: Build your martini as usual—stir gin or vodka with ice and a touch of vermouth until very cold. Strain into a chilled glass and add one dirty martini ice cube to finish. Garnish with olives.